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So, this guy's leaving...


And at first I was like...



With a little bit of:



And what? You think you're gonna be the next Jonathan Segal? You'll be lucky to get this far:



Then.... it started to set in...



But screw it, life goes on.


So here's to you.



But then I was like,

"Oh, he's gotta drive from Pasadena to the O.C. three times a week!"



BTW, I'm not bitter in the slightest.


PS: Thanks for ordering your burger vegetables on the side for my country-ass to enjoy.